Jerry Bruckheimer gave a few details about the storyline:
“Will is the antagonist this time. After years of captaining the Dutchman, he’s accepted the finality of death — something Jack doesn’t understand. Of course, Jack is clever so he’s going to find a way to save the only woman he ever loved.”
Everyone else go home.
You’re completely obsessed with treasure.
I want a gif of Jack Sparrow when he’s first fighting will and he goes, “Who makes all these?!” in reference to the swords.
But I’ve never seen one, surprisingly. You’d think it was a reaction gif already or something?
Tried it out, works great.
As I’ve pointed out on numerous occasions, the fourth film was dumbed down just so people like you could follow along. Seriously, everything has to be painfully simple, else there’s trouble at the box office. Nowadays you’re just spoonfed a load of crap and you eat it up because of the action scenes and naked women. For those of you wondering, the post ends with “they’re just so terrible.”
Oh, and you are captain of NOTHING.
My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.
A marriage interrupted… or fate intervenes?
Talk Like A Pirate Day - 19 September
Make it count, mateys!