My 9-year-old sister received her first chain e-mail.

Help, I’m Alive

I’m sure this is not the post you expected (or even wanted) after my long absence, but I feel like telling you I haven’t died (yet) and what’s been happening in my life.

First, let me clarify, I actually have been here. I see all of your messages and comments, I just haven’t posted anything. So here’s the rundown: 

I had a 3.8 GPA semester (probably my best semester to date).

I’ve been working as a tutor for the Sanger Learning Center at my university (computer science).

I finally earned enough money to buy my mom the mother’s ring she’s wanted for quite awhile, it should be arriving in the mail today.

I had an 80s party:

And it failed miserably. See, the power went out halfway through and we got a slew of noise complaints (my borrowed sound system is just too awesome). Fortunately, the power came back on just after Tori (above, middle) showed up and we played drinking games until neither of us was coherent (thanks for that, really).

And I just (as in, just now) got a summer job as a proctor with my favorite professor.

So things haven’t been so bad, actually. I have about two weeks before my job starts so I’m going to relax, perhaps create a few photosets. I feel as though I’ve GIF’d the entire Pirates franchise, though. Keep a weather eye.

Cheers, everyone! Thanks for not unfollowing!

Jerry Bruckheimer gave a few details about the storyline:

“Will is the antagonist this time. After years of captaining the Dutchman, he’s accepted the finality of death — something Jack doesn’t understand. Of course, Jack is clever so he’s going to find a way to save the only woman he ever loved.”

via IMDb

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In case anyone anywhere ever questioned the effectiveness of ProActiv…

It really works!

This is only week two and I’ve already cleared up so much. Also, I’m really bored and I have to study for my Object-Oriented Programming exam (I’m sure some of you are aware of how I become a nightblogger when I pull all-nighters) so here’s a photo of me.

tastefullyoffensive:

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My heart is beating really fast, we’ve been discussing tricksters in European Folktale and my professor has discussed everyone from Bugs Bunny to Loki but didn’t even mention Jack Sparrow so I made a video and sent it to her with a few paragraphs and she made me stand up in front of everyone and talk about him and then she showed my video and I got extra credit, okay I’m calming down now.

Moon River

thank you just portion control and lots of water

To mostly everyone who made gifs of Jennifer Lawrence’s acceptance speech:

It’s spelled ‘independent’.

Perspective